Lincoln Excuses from Abdul

Abdul said...
he is very clever in the way he tries to get you to pay up front even though that wasnt the agreement.......even though im out of pocket I guess I should be greatful I didnt pay all of it.
Here are some great Lincon Excuses, I should have noted them all down:

1. Clayton's (his fitter) van has been stolen so he cant come to site and hence lincon has to cancel deliveries
2. Clayton's tools have been stolen which also means lincon has to cancel deliveries
3.fitters Car has conveniently gone in for MOT on the day he is supposed to come (even though the catr had been previously stolen)
4.This is a great one....Lincon is on his way to site with some of the deliveries....apparently he spent 4-5 hours driving (even though kent is just over an hour away) and when he is nearby he is stuck in major traffic.. phones me to say much there is too much traffic so he has to turn back.
5. He has been stopped by police for talking on the phone while driving so he cant make delivery
6. He has spent the whole day at the police station giving a statement so he cant arrange any deliveries
7. Delivery of doors and panels are delayed as they havnt been dispatched from Italy. It turned out the company he was using was near manchester (http://www.tkcomponents.co.uk/kitchencollection.php)
would be good to get other excuses people have heard
18 April 2008 15:45

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Well has anyone got any other excuses to add to the list?